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[Jun. 8th, 2009|01:32 pm] |
Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — yes
Been arrested? — Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes
Held a snake? — No
Ran a red light? — Yes
Been suspended from school? — Yes/No
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? — Yes
Been fired from a job? — Yes
Fired somebody? — Yes
Sung karaoke? — Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — Yes
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — No
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No
Saw someone die? — No
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No
Smoked a cigar? — Yes
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No
Broken a bone? — Yes
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — Yes
Sleepwalked? — No
Walked on a moonlit beach? — No
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes
Dumped someone? — Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — Yes
Ridden in a helicopter? — No
Shaved your head? — Yes
Blacked out from drinking? — Yes
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — No
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — Yes
Been falling-down drunk? — Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
Puked on an amusement ride? — NO
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No
Knitted? — No
Been on TV? — No
Shot a gun? — Yes
Skinny-dipped? — Yes
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes
Had surgery? — Yes
Streaked? — Yes
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? — Yes
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated Blood? — No
Grabbed electric fence? — No
Eaten alligator meat? - No
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes
Peed your pants in public? — No
Snuck into a movie without paying? - Yes
Written graffiti? — No
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No
Think about the future? — yes
Been in handcuffs? — Yes
Believe in love? — Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes |
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| What Big Cat Are You? |
[Apr. 9th, 2009|02:31 pm] |
| You Are a Black Panther |  You see through people. You understand others' motives and plans.
You have a knack for predicting the future. You just know what people are going to do.
People are attracted to you. You are naturally able to influence other people's thoughts.
You have the charisma to be a beloved guru or dictator. It's all about how you handle it. |
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| Meme! |
[Feb. 25th, 2009|10:22 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
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I loved a football player in your bathroom, because I am cool like that, and because I am a ninja!
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For the record wearing a white t-shirt with a plaid flannel over it. |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 16th, 2008|12:30 pm] |
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1. Put your iTunes (or any other media player you may have) on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
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WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Sympathy for the Devil – Guns N Roses |
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| Quote for the day |
[Oct. 8th, 2008|12:49 pm] |
I pulled the roll of cash from my front pants pocket and peeled off three one-hundred-dollar bills. After fanning them open for his appraisal, I asked, “Is what you know worth this?”
“My personal opinion is that no woman is worth that. Least I never met her. But it ain’t my money, and it ain’t my dick.”
“This isn’t about my dick.”
He shrugged. “First rule: It’s always about your dick. Second rule: If you don’t think it’s about your dick, go back and study the first rule.”
Stephen White -- Kill Me |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 3rd, 2008|11:08 am] |
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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
This is from my iTunes
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And this is from my iPod
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And yes I have that much free time.
Oh and I got the job at Apple! |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 23rd, 2008|06:07 pm] |
So yeah...
I have an interview with Apple Computer next week. I wonder if the "pod person" still works there?
And randomly:
It’s terrible thing when you get in fight with your wienie
It attacked Nixon the other day.
Don’t tell anyone but that is what happened to Kennedy.
I’d like to get a smoking jacket for my penis.
It carved a pipe over the summer.
From The Russ Martin show: Dallas Radio |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 22nd, 2008|11:20 am] |
Grab the nearest book. Find the 5th sentence on page 23. Append it to the paragraph below. Append your name to the list below of people who have contributed to the paragraph. Post the result to your LJ.
They also talk of our being guilty of injustice, and their being the victims of an unjustifiable war. Brandy, and Tom got increasingly close-mouthed and sour. Although a certain sense of tripartite society survived down to Christian times, the three classes described in the Eddic poem "Rigdthula" bear little resemblance to Dumezil's three. It is often argued, and still oftener thought, that none but bad men would desire to weaken these salutary beliefs; and there can be nothing wrong, it is thought, in restraining bad men, and prohibiting what only such men would wish to practice. At its nearest point the wall was little more than one league from the City, and that was south-eastward. When he saw Jack Hare jump towards the fire, and the Practical Man brandishing the toasting-fork, Sir Isaac grabbed the strings of gravitational force that bound Jack to his destiny and PULLED--- That's a seventy-four gun privateer, besides. To honour a group of British nobles, treacherously slain at a conference by Hengist's guards, Aurelius decides to erect a great monument near Amesbury. That being so, he did not chortle when he went upstairs. Let stand. This ensures that when the garbage collector runs, it has complete access to the memory in the heap and can perform its tasks safely without the threat of being preempted by another thread. And then you may begin to laugh. The data are stored in Column 1 and renamed "Age." Pull your hand back. I don't remember that any secrets were revealed to me, nor do I remember any avid curiosity on my part to learn something I wasn't supposed to--perhaps I was too young to know what to listen for. You don't remember how awful it is being normal. Highlight the desired state tax table and press Enter. Abraham had now reached a ripe old age, and the LORD had blessed him in every way. This doesn't alter either string, any more than 2+3 alters either 2 or 3. And I will say firmly that it is the author who says, "One does feel," who is really an egoist; and the author who says, "I believe," who is not an egoist. The police have agreed to let us show this video. She was particularly fond of Union Maj. Joseph Willard, some years her senior, who courted her amid the competitive field of Blue and Gray. And he rose up that night, and took his two wives, and his two womanservants, and his eleven sons, and passed over the ford Jabbok. Nonetheless I am surprised to see the amount my week's worth of toil has actually brought me. "How Noble," the Reverend Mother sneered. For example, almond is neutral and sweet, so it only acts on the lungs; wheat bran is cool and sweet, so it only acts on the stomach; kelp is cold and salty, so it only acts on the stomach. The Abilities entry tells you which abilities aremost important for a character of that class. I managed to tune out the dull torpor the same way I can usually tune out a corporate rendition of "Sympathy for the Devil" during a long elevator ride.
1) Ranger Rick 2) Rialian 3) Elenbarathi 4) Starsandfishes 5) Echthros 6) Doltaghey 7) Ebonhost 8) Tibicina 9) Browngirl 10) ceo 11) roozle 12) quietann 13) Dale (achinhibitor) 14) tigerbright 15) autographedcat 16) kitanzi xvii) annonyno חי)thnidu 19) smallship1 20) vashti 21) xydexx 22) Leonard_Arlotte 23) margaras 24) Makyo 25) Vlad 26) Wendy 27)simacct |
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[Sep. 19th, 2008|03:48 pm] |
Meme, Nipped from some lovely folks.
You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks you to.
1. Taken a picture naked? No
2. Made money illegally? YES
3. Had a one night stand? Yes
4. Been in a fist fight? Yes
5. Slept with your best friend? Yes
6. Had sex in a public place? Yes
7. Ditched work to have sex? Yes
8. Slept with a member of the same sex? Yes
9. Seen someone die? No
10. Ran from the police? Yes
11. Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? Yes
12. Worn your partners unmentionables? No
13. Fallen asleep at work? Yes
14. Used toys in the bedroom? Yes
15. Ran a red light? Yes
16. Been fired? Yes
17. Been in a car accident? Yes
18. Pole danced or done a striptease? Yes
19. Loved someone you shouldn't? Yes
20. Sang karaoke? Yes
21. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
22. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No
23. Caught someone having sex? Yes
24. Kissed a perfect stranger? No
25. Shaved your partner? Yes
26. Given your private parts a nickname? Yes
27. Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes
28. Had sex on a roof top? No
29. Played chicken? Yes
30. Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
31. Do you sleep naked? No
32. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
33. Felt like killing someone? Yes
34. Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
35. Been with someone because they were in a band? No
36. Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? Yes
37. Shot a gun? Yes
38. Gone outside naked? No
39. Painted someone by moonlight? No |
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| Que up Lumburg |
[Sep. 16th, 2008|02:54 pm] |
So Yeah...
Turns out there is not much I can do about keeping "my job". Talked to HR at HQ and was pretty much told no way in hell. "Sorry but none of those people still work for the company, and no one at locations remember you" Well no shit, it's been 7 years. What about my personal file. Well that has been destroyed. Jaw drop, okay then you have no way of refuting my claim. More or less it comes down to this, "Well the computer says so"
head:desk, repeat!
I did get a check, it has the last info that had for me, child support, addy, the only thing different was pay rate and "hire" date.
WTF |
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| And the other shoe... |
[Sep. 8th, 2008|11:21 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Home, Damn it | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  angry | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Sympathy for the Devil | ] |
So every thing was going great. My first week of work went fairly well, considering that they are extremely busy and I don't know all their systems yet. Like order entry, a large part of my job. So I go into work tonight, and my manager is there, or should I say "the manager" it's is store. That's right the GM, ask me into his office, and I am like of fuck I screwed something up. He says "I hate having these conversations." Oh crap I fucked up something really bad. He continues with "Turns out you are not re-hire-able"
Jaw-drop.
It may be possible to fight this, and I will. But here I am in Austin, with no job.
Head:Desk, Repeat
I might be able to get my old job back, even for just a short time. At least until I can figure out what is going on with my non-job.
I would love to stay in the profession that I am in right now, but if anyone has any suggestions, I would greatly appreciate them.
Where, o' where did I pack that Helmet?
At any rate; The show must go on! |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 8th, 2008|11:23 am] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Elevate My Mind | ] |
“Fire in the gates of Hell!”
Okay. So I was watching the View today… hey just shut the hell up! I was awake and it was on, and irritated the hell out of me. Because of the fucking blonde c-hunt on there. Hey anyone is entitled to his or her opinion but to go just blindly into the light because they told you too is fucking insane. I’ll be honest I do not give a rat’s ass about either candidate, and they do not care about us. None of them do, they care about who can get them further in their career, How far can I get on this Magic Carpet Ride?
Why am I upset with this country? I’m upset with the “War” no not really
No! I am upset with the fact we have a President that was “elected” by appointment!
Not once but twice! And before you berate me because he is one party or the other, it would not fucking matter to me! So this a call to EVERY ONE OUT THERE, TAKE OFF THE FUCKING BLINDERS!!! And think about what is best for us, all off us, our tired, our weak, our poor, and hell our rich. All of which make up this Country! Where I can make this post, and you can rebut it! I welcome debate; I understand it, do you?
I understand that you may have a different opinion, please explain to me how “you side” is not in the pocket of somebody, be it the moral majority, pharmaceutical industry, tobacco industry, or some company dumping toxic waste in your back yard!
I’m sorry I do not like either candidate. Sorry a little fired up. Blame it on that bitch on the View.
Please, ALL OF YOU TAKE OFF THE F’ING BLINDERS!!!!!
It’s my desire..
Now name the song.
Sorry did I not tell you there would be a quiz? Kaos is my name and I love this game :-) |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 27th, 2008|04:37 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Here, soon there! | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  crazy | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Mansion on the Hill | ] |
I really hate moving, I mean really. All the heavy crap, back and forth in the freaking wonderful Texas sun. I think I might have heat stroke....more water, lots more water. Lake Lewisville is looking real good right now, or perhaps the pool. That is closer! |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 25th, 2008|09:07 am] |
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Is any one in Austin willing/able to help us un-load the truck? I belive it will be Thursday the 28th? |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 24th, 2008|02:55 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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| [ | Current Music |
| | Clean My Wounds | ] |
Pacing sucks.... |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 17th, 2008|05:01 pm] |
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| | Twliight Zone-Golden Earing | ] |
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